Pussy Church Retreat :: April 30th-May 4th 2026

Join us in our 4th year of Pussy Church with 5 days and 4 nights of tantalizing practices to arouse your sacred portals of pleasure in a stunning sandstone canyon with blooming spring in full swing over Beltane.   The most delicious recipe to awaken your eco-erotic witch within.

We will co-create a container for our fullest expression as sensual and erotic beings to come alive and in doing so, craft a close knit community of women and feminine beings to last a lifetime.

❋ Intentional Structure

This retreat is specifically designed to lovingly bring you to your seductive edges and invites you to courageously lean in.  It will take you deep into the consciousness of pussy, sweeping up the cobwebs of any forgotten potential, and weaving a new web that allows you to become more intimately whole.

❋ Lean in 
❋ Take it with you

You can expect to leave this retreat feeling in love with your body and being, connected to and deserving of your pleasure, claiming your sexy, inspired by the Earth body & natural world, fierce sisterhood/siblinghood, integrated in your healing, high on your own magic and magnificence, confident of your power, and totally alive!

❋ You are the honey

This year Pussy Church is held in the spring (instead of fall) with the intention of rekindling our inner and outer fire. It is the time of blossoming, of birth, of pollination, creation, inspiration. Be initiated back into your purpose, your zest for life, and live into your honey drenched eros.

*Pleasure practices

*Movement practices

*Breathwork

*Seductive & sensual witchy rituals

*Community singing

*Earth & pussy inspired art projects

*Connective group exercises

*Solo time 

*Eco-erotic Pussy Witch photoshoot

*Acupuncture

*Discussions on the femme pleasure body 

*Nature connection invitations

*Potion making 

*Beltane Celebration 

*Puss-e-dance

**And SO much more yet to be revealed

"She encourages humans to remain multi-lingual; fluent in the languages of dreams, passion, and poetry.  She whispers from night dreams, she leaves behind on the terrain of a woman's soul a coarse hair and muddy footprints.  These fill women with longing to find her, free her, and love her."

-Clarissa Pinkola Estes

Day One

Arrive & Open the Pussy Portal

Arrive, settle into your space, meet the land, and each other. Our first group activity is dinner followed by welcoming fire and opening the Pussy portal!


Arrival

2:00pm-5:30pm


Dinner

6:00pm


Opening Ritual 

7:30pm-??



*Schedule subject to change.  Once the portal is open, we shape time, and the container reshapes itself
Day Two

The Reckoning

Our first full day together will lovingly invite you to turn and face the blocks/wounds/shame of body and soul that hold you back from the fullest (unique) expression of your alive, wild, and sensuous self. This isn’t about pushing away, bypassing, or getting to the finish line too soon. It’s about welcoming, listening, feeling, and integrating.


Morning Rituals & Practices

8:00 – 9:00am


Breakfast 

9:00am-12:00pm


Lunch & Rest 

12:00pm-2:00pm


Midday Rituals & Practices

2:00pm-6:00pm


Dinner

6:30pm-8:00pm


Evening Ritual 

8:00pm-10:00pm


*Schedule subject to change. Once the portal is open, we shape time, and the container reshapes itself
Day Three

Remember & Rejuvinate

After the reckoning we begin to remember who we are and who we came here to be. This day nurtures every discovery of you through nature based rituals, art, acupuncture, and more.


Breakfast

8:00-9:00am


Morning Rituals & Practices

9:00am-12:00pm


Lunch & Rest 

12:00pm-2:00pm


Midday Rituals & Practices

2:00pm-6:00pm


Dinner

6:00pm-8:00pm


Evening Ritual 

8:00pm-10:00pm


*Schedule subject to change.  Once the portal is open, we shape time, and the container reshapes itself
Day Four

Rejoice

Until further notice: Celebrate! Celebrate the extraordinary creation you are! Rejoice in your wildness, your voice/howl, your intuition, your beauty, your fire! Rejoice in the ways you honor love and grief. Delight in the nectar oozing from your blossom. Delight in your pollination. In your creations. In mystery. In everything you are Honey! This pleasure has always been yours.


Breakfast

8:00 – 9:00am


Morning Rituals & Practices

9:00am-12:00pm


Lunch & Rest 

12:00pm-2:00pm


Midday Rituals & Practices

2:00pm-6:00pm


Dinner

6:00pm-8:00pm


8:00pm-10:00pm (or later!)

Evening Ritual

*Schedule subject to change.  Once the portal is open, we shape time, and the container reshapes itself
Day Five

Reveal & Return

Within every great journey, there is a return.  At Pussy Church, it is first a return to yourself.  And after a revealing and soulful closing ritual, it’s time to return to the village, your community, and your relationships outside of this container.  Who you are, who you have always been, who you have become, and who you are inspired to be walks with you.  The Earth flirts back with you.

You are initiated back into your life filled with purpose, your zest for being fully alive, your love of your body and earth body pulses through you.  You, drenched in eros returns.


Sunrise Surprises (optional)

6:00 – 7:30am


Breakfast

8:00-9:00am


Closing Ritual

9:00am-12:00pm


Farewell/wander/be

12:00pm-2:00pm


Depart by:

2:00pm


*Schedule subject to change.  Once the portal is open, we shape time, and the container reshapes itself
  • "There are no words to sufficiently articulate the world that Bubs creates. I got everything I never expected and beyond what I could have imagined. She makes it so easy to feel so comfortable in a space that is so vulnerable. My life is always forever changed for the better."

    -Amanda Borucki

  • "I came in full of heartbreak, melt down, and despair at how much my life was falling apart. I left with more self love, acceptance, sisterhood, sexiness, and joy than I've felt maybe ever!"

    -A.H.

  • "Bubs has a gift for creating spaces of possibility, opening, releasing, receiving, becoming. She has a gift for weaving a beautiful, nourishing, multi-sensory transformation portal. So grateful to have participated in Pussy Church this year."

    -Angela George

  • "If you are looking for a sexy and safe place to lay yourself down, offer yourself up to the mystery that is you, and return with an open heart and a newfound strength in your soul; seek no more! Come to Pussy Church and find God between your thighs."

    -EMS

  • "This experience has been one of the most difficult growth journeys I've ever had, and one of the most impactful experiences of my life. It pushed me in the best ways possible, and showed me so much joy, grief, freedom, and SO MUCH beauty. Thank you so very much for this gift that you provide Bubs!"

    -SB

  • "This retreat surprised me. I encountered new information within myself about family of origin in addition to identifying areas of my sexuality that I am going to continue to explore."

    -J

  • If you have been craving or curious for connection, depth, and transformative vulnerability in a beautiful setting, you simply must attend Pussy Church. I will never forget the experiences I had here. I am leaving this retreat with some badass friends and roles models, a full heart, and eyes wide open to the wonder and magic of being a woman. God I love being a woman!"

    -Rowan

  • "To be fully free to feel WOMAN! Feel sexy, feel seen, feel loved, feel whole again. To liberate yourself from the limiting confines the world can place on you. To unleash your wild and uninhibited self!"

    -Tsalika

Meet the Land

Pussy Witch Team

Bubs Buselli

Creatrix of Pussy Church & lead facilitator

Bubs is an eco-somatic love and intimacy guide and witch.  She builds ritual spaces that undress the soul and reorient humans back home to their body, pleasure, and purpose.

Dr. Devin Garfinkle

Co-teacher extraordinaire 

Dr. Dev is a naturopathic doctor, acupuncturist, and somatic practitioner who bridges modern science with ancient wisdom. She guides women back home to themselves—reconnecting with the intelligence of their bodies, hearts, and wombs.

Chloe Fae

Chloe is a lover and tender to all that is wild and holy. She brings her passion & prayer for nourishment into the kitchen through heart crafted menus with a focus on local and seasonal ingredients.

Wild Chef
Questions & Notes
  • This retreat is for women, non-binary folks, and vulva owners.

    Pronouns beyond she/her are welcome and celebrated.

    The work we do together often explores the experience of being socialized as female and centers the reclamation and honoring of the feminine. If that feels aligned for you, you are warmly invited.

    And if you’re unsure whether this space is the right fit, please reach out — I’m always happy to have that conversation.

  • YES! Thanks to a generous donor and past participant, we are offering two $1000 scholarships.

    This is available to BIPOG (black, indigenous, people of global majority) womxn only.

    BIPOG folks are warmly welcomed and celebrated here. We honor the ways our bodies carry history, and we hold this retreat with a commitment to respect, safety, and reverence for all lineages. May you feel met, cherished, and free to be all of you.

    Please fill out this short form if you are interested

  • Pleasure practices can often involve the genitals—but they get your whole body involved.  They support you to awaken your sensations, experience the divine, digest stagnant energy, heal old wounds, and discover all that your body is capable of feeling.

    Some pleasure practices may include the use of toys/tools such as yoni wands and eggs.  You are not required to have them, but they are extra supportive.  If you need to purchase them, please give yourself enough time for them to arrive in the mail.  We will share more with you about our favorite tools and places to buy them.

    Nudity is welcomed and celebrated at this retreat, though you are never required to get naked.  Your sovereign choice to participate or not is always invited.   

    There will be no explicit sexual contact between participants in the group spaces.

  • This retreat takes place on the ancestral lands of the Ute, Diné (Navajo), and Puebloan peoples. We acknowledge the complex and ongoing history of colonization and Indigenous displacement, and we commit to approaching our time here with respect, humility, and integrity. Participants are invited to be in conscious relationship with the land and its stories throughout the retreat.

  • Though we will use some indoor spaces, much of this retreat will take place outdoors.  Some practices and invitations will be on the land and in the canyon.  Getting to the canyon could be challenging for those with certain mobility needs.  If you have specific mobility needs, please reach out to me to see what we can work out.  While I aim to make my offerings accessible for all femme bodies, this land could pose significant challenges.  

  • This retreat takes place in McElmo Canyon just outside Cortez, CO.

    The closest airport (<10 min drive) is a very small regional airport in Cortez, CO (CEZ).  We will be hiring a local woman to run shuttles from this airport for a reasonable fee.  This fee is not covered in the retreat price.  

    CEZ is the best airport to fly into and all flights route from Denver or Phoenix.  Please try to fly into this airport if possible.  

    If you need to, you can also fly into Durango (DRO).  Be sure you are looking at Durango, Colorado (DRO) not Durango, Mexico!   

    Carpooling from both airports with other participants has worked well in the past

    We will ask each of you to provide your travel details as we get closer.  Please let us know if you will require a shuttle.  

  • Due to the nature of this retreat, no refunds will be given.  If you can no longer make it to the retreat, you are welcome to find someone to go in your place.  You might consider purchasing trip insurance through a 3rd party insurer especially if you are traveling from out of state

    *There is a minimum number of participants needed for this retreat to run.  If the organizer needs to cancel due to enrollment, full refunds will be given. 

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