Pussy Church Retreat

October 29th-November 2nd 2026

Join us in our 4th year of Pussy Church with 5 days and 4 nights of tantalizing practices to arouse your sacred portals of pleasure in a stunning sandstone canyon with yellowing Cottonwood trees over Samhain.   The most delicious recipe to awaken your eco-erotic witch within.

❋ Intentional Structure

Pussy Church is a living temple co-created to inspire participants to remember and worship all that is holy—all that truly matters in this one wild and precious life.

The container is built on the foundation of a magical home of practices and ritual (that really work!) but also welcomes Mystery and the power of the emergent moment.

❋ Lean in 

This retreat is specifically designed to lovingly bring you to your seductive edges and invites you to courageously lean in.  It will take you deep into the consciousness of pussy, sweeping up the cobwebs of any forgotten potential, and weaving a new web that allows you to become more intimately whole.

❋ Take it with you

You can expect to leave this retreat feeling in love with your body and being, connected to and deserving of your pleasure, claiming your sexy, inspired by the Earth body & natural world, fierce sisterhood/siblinghood, integrated in your healing, initiated in your own magic and magnificence, confident of your power, and totally alive!

❋ You are the honey

Pussy Church is the space to welcome the holy darkness and honor what/who is composting to make way for the one ready to emerge.
Can you feel yourself shimmering in the goo of you—the soup of your own imaginal cells—like the caterpillar transforming to be reborn—into moth—into butterfly?

Pussy Church is for you if…

You know you’re being reshaped and longing for a place to emerge as your unique flavor of an eco-erotic wild witch

You know the sensuous and erotic are pathways to living a fully alive and inspired life—even if you’re unsure how

You want to trust your body again and desire to live from the wisdom and consciousness of pussy

We arrive there through pleasure practices, somatic movement, ritual, song, nature connection, coven magic, the emergent moment, and so much more

"She encourages humans to remain multi-lingual; fluent in the languages of dreams, passion, and poetry.  She whispers from night dreams, she leaves behind on the terrain of a woman's soul a coarse hair and muddy footprints.  These fill women with longing to find her, free her, and love her."

-Clarissa Pinkola Estes

Day One

Arrive & Open the Pussy Portal

Arrive, settle into your space, meet the land, and each other. Our first group activity is dinner followed by welcoming fire and opening the Pussy portal!


Arrival

2:00pm-5:30pm


Dinner

6:00pm


Opening Ritual 

7:30pm-??



*Schedule subject to change.  Once the portal is open, we shape time, and the container reshapes itself
Day Two

The Reckoning

Our first full day together will lovingly invite you to turn and face the blocks/wounds/shame of body and soul that hold you back from the fullest (unique) expression of your alive, wild, and sensuous self. This isn’t about pushing away, bypassing, or getting to the finish line too soon. It’s about welcoming, listening, feeling, and integrating.


Morning Rituals & Practices

8:00 – 9:00am


Breakfast 

9:00am-12:00pm


Lunch & Rest 

12:00pm-2:00pm


Midday Rituals & Practices

2:00pm-6:00pm


Dinner

6:30pm-8:00pm


Evening Ritual 

8:00pm-10:00pm


*Schedule subject to change. Once the portal is open, we shape time, and the container reshapes itself
Day Three

Remember & Rejuvinate

After the reckoning we begin to remember who we are and who we came here to be. This day nurtures every discovery of you through nature based rituals, art, acupuncture, and more. This evening includes a powerful Samhain death ritual.


Breakfast

8:00-9:00am


Morning Rituals & Practices

9:00am-12:00pm


Lunch & Rest 

12:00pm-2:00pm


Midday Rituals & Practices

2:00pm-6:00pm


Dinner

6:00pm-8:00pm


Evening Ritual 

8:00pm-10:30pm


*Schedule subject to change.  Once the portal is open, we shape time, and the container reshapes itself
Day Four

Rejoice

Until further notice: Celebrate! Celebrate the extraordinary creation you are! Rejoice in your wildness, your voice/howl, your intuition, your beauty, your fire! Rejoice in the ways you honor love and grief. Delight in the nectar oozing from your blossom. Delight in your emergence. In your creations. In mystery. In everything you are Honey! This pleasure has always been yours.


Breakfast

8:00 – 9:00am


Morning Rituals & Practices

9:00am-12:00pm


Lunch & Rest 

12:00pm-2:00pm


Midday Rituals & Practices

2:00pm-6:00pm


Dinner

6:00pm-8:00pm


8:00pm-10:00pm (or later!)

Evening Ritual

*Schedule subject to change.  Once the portal is open, we shape time, and the container reshapes itself
Day Five

Reveal & Return

Within every great journey, there is a return.  At Pussy Church, it is first a return to yourself.  And after a revealing and soulful closing ritual, it’s time to return to the village, your community, and your relationships outside of this container.  Who you are, who you have always been, who you have become, and who you are inspired to be walks with you.  The Earth flirts back with you.

You are initiated back into your life filled with purpose, your zest for being fully alive, your love of your body and earth body pulses through you.  You, drenched in eros returns.


Sunrise Surprises (optional)

6:00 – 7:30am


Breakfast

8:00-9:00am


Closing Ritual

9:00am-12:00pm


Farewell/wander/be

12:00pm-2:00pm


Depart by:

2:00pm


*Schedule subject to change.  Once the portal is open, we shape time, and the container reshapes itself
  • "There are no words to sufficiently articulate the world that Bubs creates. I got everything I never expected and beyond what I could have imagined. She makes it so easy to feel so comfortable in a space that is so vulnerable. My life is always forever changed for the better."

    -Amanda Borucki

  • "I came in full of heartbreak, melt down, and despair at how much my life was falling apart. I left with more self love, acceptance, sisterhood, sexiness, and joy than I've felt maybe ever!"

    -A.H.

  • "Bubs has a gift for creating spaces of possibility, opening, releasing, receiving, becoming. She has a gift for weaving a beautiful, nourishing, multi-sensory transformation portal. So grateful to have participated in Pussy Church this year."

    -Angela George

  • "If you are looking for a sexy and safe place to lay yourself down, offer yourself up to the mystery that is you, and return with an open heart and a newfound strength in your soul; seek no more! Come to Pussy Church and find God between your thighs."

    -EMS

  • "This experience has been one of the most difficult growth journeys I've ever had, and one of the most impactful experiences of my life. It pushed me in the best ways possible, and showed me so much joy, grief, freedom, and SO MUCH beauty. Thank you so very much for this gift that you provide Bubs!"

    -SB

  • "This retreat surprised me. I encountered new information within myself about family of origin in addition to identifying areas of my sexuality that I am going to continue to explore."

    -J

  • If you have been craving or curious for connection, depth, and transformative vulnerability in a beautiful setting, you simply must attend Pussy Church. I will never forget the experiences I had here. I am leaving this retreat with some badass friends and roles models, a full heart, and eyes wide open to the wonder and magic of being a woman. God I love being a woman!"

    -Rowan

  • "To be fully free to feel WOMAN! Feel sexy, feel seen, feel loved, feel whole again. To liberate yourself from the limiting confines the world can place on you. To unleash your wild and uninhibited self!"

    -Tsalika

Meet the Land

Pussy Witch Team

Bubs Buselli

Creatrix of Pussy Church & lead facilitator

Bubs is an eco-somatic love and intimacy guide and witch.  She builds ritual spaces that undress the soul and reorient humans back home to their body, pleasure, and purpose.

Dr. Devin Garfinkle

Co-teacher extraordinaire 

Dr. Dev is a naturopathic doctor, acupuncturist, and somatic practitioner who bridges modern science with ancient wisdom. She guides women back home to themselves—reconnecting with the intelligence of their bodies, hearts, and wombs.

Chloe Fae

Chloe is a lover and tender to all that is wild and holy. She brings her passion & prayer for nourishment into the kitchen through heart crafted menus with a focus on local and seasonal ingredients.

Wild Chef

**Most photos taken by the lovely Louise Contino. Check out her work here: www.louisecontino.com

Questions & Notes

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